During the invasion of France, a whopping 35 million tablets of the funny haha drug were distributed to soldiers, who named the miracle pill "Panzerschokolade" ("tank chocolate").
It's essentially the tank crew version of schokakola :)

Dimensions: 6" x 3" 
Velcro hook and loop backing
it has been brought to my attention there are some grammatical errors in the lower sentence. The errors and subtle, but justify the price being lowered to what it currently is.