konnichi ha anon atashi ha jyuu-chan desu can i hab mouhitotsu shekeru kudasai :3
cmon you can't say no, he's soooo cute (●´ω｀●)

dimensions: 3" x 3" 
"let me show you its features": glow in the dark 
Velcro hook backed 

*Disclaimer*
this is a cute and fun little joke, it is not to be taken too seriously :D